Well, that certainly was a mess. Edward, I'll send my bill later on today.

Oh, I went back to that Silent Hill place to try and find Alphonse's head (added that to your tab, by the way). I didn't find his head, but I did find ( this: )

So, uh.

Any takers? My lifestyle isn't exactly ideal for keeping a puppy, but I did buy him a nice leather collar and put him up in the kennel right next to the inn we're staying at. He doesn't have a name yet. I've just been calling him Vinthorpe Eggersmily. To whomever takes him, I expect to be reimbursed for both the cost of the kennel and the collar.

Apparently I missed a disaster?

What: EDWARD ELRIC'S BIRTHDAY PARTY
Where: HIS BITCHIN' HOTEL ROOM IN CENTRAL
When: RIGHT THE FUCK NOW!
Why: BIRTHDAY. And Lina's an asshole.

( INFO UNDER HERE )

ATTENTION MEMBERS OF BRAWL!

IN HONOR OF EDWARD ELRIC'S 16TH BIRTHDAY BEING TOMORROW, THERE WILL BE A

BIRTHDAY PARTY!

As soon as I find out where Ed's sorry ass ran off to and drag him home, that is.

SPECIAL GUESTS OF HONOR INCLUDE:

Myself, of course
VIC MIGNONA
I don't know who the hell wants to be a guest of honor




LOCATION: TO BE ANNOUNCED
DATES: TOMORROW

SOMETHING AMAZING HAS HAPPENED. I EXPLODED EDWARD WITH MAGIC. YOU CAN ALL THANK ME LATER. WITH MONEY. THAT'S RIGHT I WANT CASH. EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU BETTER PAY ME.

I LIVE MY LIFE BY THAT CODE.

GET MONEY = GET PAID.

Hey Squidward.

I figure since you've got nothing better to do right now, you can help me with some alchemical stuff.

I mean, not like you're making yourself any more useful.

OH MY GOD

EVERYTHING INTO GOLD

HOLY SHIT

Unlike all of you idiots with retarded families and whale-uncles, I actually have cool uncles with a semi-decent family. So quit your bitching. Not all of us can be awesome.

That being said, this WOULD be where I announce my tri-annual "Lina Nails Solo Pilgrimage God Damn It Dad Stop Following Me I'm Going to Hide at Uncle Emmett's" World Tour, but considering that Zell's on fucking hot dog probation and Yellow's being LEFT AT SCHOOL by my retarded father, I'm just taking Yellow to the amusement park for two days instead. Yes we have a hotel room in the safe part of the neighborhood NO DAD you can't come and a pre-emptive MOM MAKE SURE DAD DOESN'T FOLLOW US.

And Yellow, bring your swimsuit.

Well, I got a bit sick of having to jump between threads to discuss this, so.

( ooc cut: THAR BE DONGS IN THESE HERE WATERS )

...So.

Turns out campfire cooking and kitchen cooking are actually very much not related.

Who woulda guessed.

( I have written the most amazing fic ever. )

~!*TO BE CONTINUED*!~

Woah.



What?

EDIT: WHAT THE FUCK! WHAT THE FUCK!

ALL OF YOU SHUT UP! ESPECIALLY YOU, JUPITER, YOU'RE A GODDAMN COCKMONGLER!

So I'm sure you've all heard the untrue rumors.

Bad temper, untrustworthy, genetic mutations, blah blah.

I say, fuck that.

Which is why I'm starting a

~*REDHEAD CLUB*~

RULES FOR ADMISSION:
1. Be a redhead.
2. ...Yeah, that's the only rule. Oh and DON'T BE A FUCK.
3. AMENDMENT 1: Pink hair is fine too.

		I will marry badou.
		After a wild honeymoon, We will settle down in Atlus City in our fabulous Apartment.
		We will have 18 kid(s) together.
		Our family will zoom around in a Blue not a car.
		I will spend my days as a Merchant, and live happily ever after.

http://smg.photobucket.com/albums/v227/viveroonies/youma2008/?action=view¤t=9bb146c3.flv

Wow, Badou.





Nice jig.

Didn't make it to the party. No, I don't owe you an explanation, thanks.

So instead, for amusement, I made good on an old threat.


( Sorry about the breaking and entering, Gojyo. )

So, Badou. Did you manage to get all the glitter out of your hair?


Better yet, how hard have you scrubbed before you realized those words aren't coming off for quite some time?

Well, we managed to trace Kamina to a building.

That has a pet store in it.







Uh, I don't know how to tell you guys this. But. Kamina was bought. By a seven-year-old little girl and her mother.

Next person to irritate my hangover gets a Dug Haut to the face.

So I bought a cell phone.




It lasted all of two minutes. Probably a new record. Also don't mention cell phones around Gourry, he'll probably freeze up and start babbling again.

I'm back in Kamina City. I took a small detour to Amestris to see some people and pick up a few things, and it looks like I caught the tail-end of some Brawl disaster. Sucks to be you guys.

Speaking of. Kamina. You owe me dinner and possibly a night at the bar. Consider it my service fee.

Man, with the way everyone was talking about this again after seven years, you'd think they were pressuring me into doing drugs. "Liiiina, everyone's back on Brawl! Liiiiina, Brawl is COOL again! Come on, Liiiina, you're the only one left!"

I was on Brawl before all of you people nagging me to get back on Brawl. Suck on that.

Anyway, I haven't been on here in a long time. Who left? Who didn't? And don't bug me about coming back to Kamina City soon either, I'm in Saillune right now and I'll be here for at least another week. Besides, Mister President, don't you have other things to do besides hang out here?

I only have old icons, but they'll have to suffice. Not like I changed much, I'm still female. I still have red hair and red eyes, for those of you who must know.